The Great Paper Chase (LP)

by Fake Money

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    This is a bunch of really good stuff from 2011 that didn't fit in anywhere else. Many thanks to Neil Totton, April Greene, Bruce Holmberg, CHERYL, Jason Hamlin, Mike Magic Sorcery and the Legendary Bishop, The Unstoppable Death Machines, Gina Fantozzi, Stoned Tone, Sunny D, Keef Kringle and all our friends who came out and held it down at shows, helped out with videos, and spread the word.

     

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released January 25, 2012

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Track Name: Fake Money feat. Jason Hamlin - Administrative Soul
FYI I sent a memo to tell you
You're coffee breathin down my neck
It pains me to know that you're creepin
Waiting to send me a threat
See you pacing the corner
Trying to get me to sweat
TBD is all you get for an answer
Just ask the big exec, he's writing rubber checks

I don't know but I gotta go
my intern he acts like a pro
I just wanna scream (I JUST WANNA SCREAM!)
split my khaki seams…

(Chorus)
You're talking words per minute
Shut up I'll give you a few!
It's hard to get me to focus
For my performance review
By two o'clock my soul is done for the day
I had to make a call to Norma Rae
I need somebody to get me…what's your ETA?

Every day another disaster
No time to even breathe
I just can't believe you're my superior
Cheeks on the copier, misspell your dirty words
Come up to me if you wanna
3-hole punch to the face
Cos the weekend has already started!
Don't need a coffee break
Already wide awake!

I don't know but I gotta go
My intern he acts like a pro
I just wanna scream (I JUST WANNA SCREAM!)
Split my khaki seams…

(Synth Solo)

(Chorus)

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Track Name: Fake Money and the Legendary Bishop feat. Mike Magic Sorcery - Destination: Dance Heaven
suit up with me
and the rest of my crew
destination dance heaven
back of the party system
star charts and cocktails
lookin fine
tight lookin space suits
stylish and smooth
throw it into hyperdrive
i'm feelin fine
I was born to dance
i can feel it in my mind
i can feel it in my body
feelin gettin stronger
lights so bright i nearly lost my mind

it's time to hamjazz this dancefloor
i need the beat i want some more
x2

drive into space
roll up into heaven slappin god in His face
sayin i like to dance
i like to dance
x2
Track Name: Fake Money feat. AFG and Bruce Belden - Future Moves!
THE FUTURE

speed / chemistry / xrays / lazers!

when i grow up i want to be a CHERYL

science / jetpaxxx / sunglasses / robot cats / neon drugs

are you ready / for future grooves?
let me show u / my future moves!
baby move it / your future booty!
let me touch em / your future boobs!
can you vibe it / my future tribal?
they so pure / these future moods!
testify by my future bible!
future waxin / my future pubes!

the future: so scary / so mean / so hairy / future cream
you want it / its gold / its chronic / greased pole
freshmagick / silky J / wrapped in plastic / booty rays

i went to the club with Judith Light
we dined on some beef salad that night
she said "this future just don't seem right"
i said "shut up bitch, dance all night!"
i never seen a future i didn't like
grab on to me and just hold on tight
take you on a ride like an outer space flight
it's not future die but future FIGHT!

--we can grow you a new pancreas
it's just a big tube, and they pour things through it--

(Belden loses his shit)

when I say future, you say MOVES!!!

--alphanumeric digital display--

are you ready / for future grooves?
let me show u / my future moves!
baby move it / your future booty!
let me touch em / your future boobs!

very spicy / this future gumbo!
cooking classes / you frickin rubes!
lookin so nappy / your silky jumbo!
FUTURE ME BEATS FUTURE YOU!!!